Subject: Principles of Economics
Well, clearly that professor was an idiot. Rick Perry totally gets economics. Or perhaps you haven’t heard of a little thing called the Texas Miracle. Perry has created 265,000 jobs in the past two years. And it’s not because people are moving here, or because of immigration, or because of the oil industry or natural gas or Mexico’s drug war. It’s because Rick Perry wakes up every single day, straps on his concealed weapon of choice, fluffs his hair and governs this great state. He’s going to take that gun, that hair and that economic know-how and he’s going to take back Washington! And give us all jobs! And get rid of that elitist organic garden at the White House (he got a B in Soil Science after all).